Just a word of wisdom.

I just received this funny email from a good friend in Vermont. I think I will share it with everyone. Words of thought and definitely worth a chuckle and a smile.

Enjoy.

Just a word of wisdom……

 

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine..
And those who don’t and are always

seen with a bottle of water in their hand.

As Ben Franklin said:

In wine there is wisdom,

In beer there is freedom,

In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials,

Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink

1 litre of water each day,

At the end of the year we would have absorbed

More than 1 kilo of E. Coli bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However,
We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)

Because alcohol has to go through a purification process

Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting

Remember:

Water = Poop,

Wine = Health

Therefore, it’s better to drink wine and talk stupid,

Than to drink water and be full of shit…

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:

I’m doing it as a public service

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