Posted in Between the Weeds, inspiration, Laurie Rohner, Quotes

Just a word of wisdom.

I just received this funny email from a good friend in Vermont. I think I will share it with everyone. Words of thought and definitely worth a chuckle and a smile.

Enjoy.

Just a word of wisdom……

 

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine..
And those who don’t and are always

seen with a bottle of water in their hand.

As Ben Franklin said:

In wine there is wisdom,

In beer there is freedom,

In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials,

Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink

1 litre of water each day,

At the end of the year we would have absorbed

More than 1 kilo of E. Coli bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However,
We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)

Because alcohol has to go through a purification process

Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting

Remember:

Water = Poop,

Wine = Health

Therefore, it’s better to drink wine and talk stupid,

Than to drink water and be full of shit…

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:

I’m doing it as a public service

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Laurie is a US-based nature botanical artist known for her detailed whimsical flower watercolors. Using only the finest quality materials her paintings murals and custom painted furniture are investment pieces that will bring nature home for decades to come.

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